Captain's Personal Blog

I maintain that 18 was the best year if my life. Everything since then has been one trainwrek to hell after another.

warbyparker:

Identity Crisis by Mason Phillips.

KNOWING IS 1/2 THE BATTLE.

warbyparker:

Identity Crisis by Mason Phillips.

KNOWING IS 1/2 THE BATTLE.

laughterkey:

YES
poncho-hero:

My pal Juan?

My MassHealth card?
HOW THE FUCK IS THAT MY SPECIAL TALENT??

poncho-hero:

My pal Juan?

My MassHealth card?

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT MY SPECIAL TALENT??

hallokatzchen:

ironbacon:

metalocalypse-confessions:

Aww, anon, we’re not all like that!  Some of us actually enjoy the music!

Well first of all, anon is missing the entire point of this show. The idea is NOT to take it seriously. It’s a show that makes fun of metal and its culture, stereotypes, etc.
Second of all, where are all these teenagers at? Most of the people I know from fandom are my age if not older. Y’know, all the ones who “just see a bunch of hot guys that totally have buttsex with each other.” Dude if you don’t like it, DON’T LOOK AT IT. Why is that so hard to comprehend?
Don’t mean to go on a rant and I’m not butthurt, I just think anon doesn’t get it, is all.

A. It’s a comedy. Despite its dark overtones it’s not supposed to be SRS BZNS
B. A lot of teenage girls (and older female fans) like the show for the same reason as the teen/older male viewers. They like it because it’s a funny show about metal
C. If they’re in it for the buttsex, who cares aside from you, o confession maker? They’re in the same boat as male fans who sexualize female characters in cartoon shows. So if fandudes can have their fun, then the fangirls should be able to do the same. Just scroll past what you don’t like and don’t paint everyone in the fandom with the same brush, and everything will be a lot cooler ;)

…I love you Hallo…why do you kick so much ass?? My thoughts EXACTLY! STOP BEING SO AWESOME! I CAN’T.

hallokatzchen:

ironbacon:

metalocalypse-confessions:

Aww, anon, we’re not all like that!  Some of us actually enjoy the music!

Well first of all, anon is missing the entire point of this show. The idea is NOT to take it seriously. It’s a show that makes fun of metal and its culture, stereotypes, etc.

Second of all, where are all these teenagers at? Most of the people I know from fandom are my age if not older. Y’know, all the ones who “just see a bunch of hot guys that totally have buttsex with each other.” Dude if you don’t like it, DON’T LOOK AT IT. Why is that so hard to comprehend?

Don’t mean to go on a rant and I’m not butthurt, I just think anon doesn’t get it, is all.

A. It’s a comedy. Despite its dark overtones it’s not supposed to be SRS BZNS

B. A lot of teenage girls (and older female fans) like the show for the same reason as the teen/older male viewers. They like it because it’s a funny show about metal

C. If they’re in it for the buttsex, who cares aside from you, o confession maker? They’re in the same boat as male fans who sexualize female characters in cartoon shows. So if fandudes can have their fun, then the fangirls should be able to do the same. Just scroll past what you don’t like and don’t paint everyone in the fandom with the same brush, and everything will be a lot cooler ;)

…I love you Hallo…why do you kick so much ass?? My thoughts EXACTLY! STOP BEING SO AWESOME! I CAN’T.

lisalampanelli:

If you haven’t seen it already, watch me on this wk’s episode of #CelebrityApprentice. OJ Simpson was less cutthroat! Enjoy!
View more Lisa Lampanelli on WhoSay 

I love you Lisa! That redhead cunt doesn’t have SHIT on you dahlin. <3 Watching the new episode tonight because I don’t get TV in my room. I’m so pumped to see what happens!

lisalampanelli:

If you haven’t seen it already, watch me on this wk’s episode of #CelebrityApprentice. OJ Simpson was less cutthroat! Enjoy!

View more Lisa Lampanelli on WhoSay

I love you Lisa! That redhead cunt doesn’t have SHIT on you dahlin. <3 Watching the new episode tonight because I don’t get TV in my room. I’m so pumped to see what happens!

sanfran:

rachelayne:

sanfran:

why does all the good stuff in life cost so much

I didn’t know happiness and love had a price

calm down gandhi

heroicandunforgettable:

nerd-do-well:

you are aquamarine
#7FFFD4

Your dominant hues are cyan and green. Although you definately strive to be logical you care about people and know there’s a time and place for thinking emotionally. Your head rules most things but your heart rules others, and getting them to meet in the middle takes a lot of your energy some days.

Your saturation level is medium - You’re not the most decisive go-getter, but you can get a job done when it’s required of you. You probably don’t think the world can change for you and don’t want to spend too much effort trying to force it.

Your outlook on life is very bright. You are sunny and optimistic about life and others find it very encouraging, but remember to tone it down if you sense irritation

well shit.

you are aquamarine
#7FFFD4

Your dominant hues are cyan and green. Although you definately strive to be logical you care about people and know there’s a time and place for thinking emotionally. Your head rules most things but your heart rules others, and getting them to meet in the middle takes a lot of your energy some days.

Your saturation level is medium - You’re not the most decisive go-getter, but you can get a job done when it’s required of you. You probably don’t think the world can change for you and don’t want to spend too much effort trying to force it.

Your outlook on life is very bright. You are sunny and optimistic about life and others find it very encouraging, but remember to tone it down if you sense irritation.

(lol wow)

you are darkolivegreen
#556B2F
Your dominant hues are green and yellow. There’s no doubt about the fact that you think with your head, but you don’t want to be seen as boring and want people to know about your adventurous streak now and again.

Your saturation level is medium - You’re not the most decisive go-getter, but you can get a job done when it’s required of you. You probably don’t think the world can change for you and don’t want to spend too much effort trying to force it.

Your outlook on life is slightly darker than most people’s. You try to see things for what they are and face situations honestly. You’d rather get to the point than look for what’s good.